People get tattoos either searching for aesthetics or meaning. With some luck, they will get both. We cannot judge meaning, since having a symbol, face, name, phrase or cake recipe permanently engraved into your skin, is as personal as it gets. If the one getting it likes it, there is nothing else to be said. Aesthetics, on the other hand, are highly debatable and of crucial importance to a Bimbo.
Let’s settle something first: The traits that define a Bimbo as such are many, but getting tattoos is not one of them. Bimbos can be bimbos without a single tattoo.
Look at these Iconic top tier Bimbos. Would you stain Ashten’s perfect globular butt with a dumb phrase or a butterfly? Does Jenna NEED to get a permanent- ink choker around her neck? NO. Of course not. These women understand that they are the work of art. They have invested far too much time in the gym, and money on the surgeon to turn their bodies into living works of art. No one would ever argue that Maddison is not a bimbo for having no tattoos… hell, even I hadn’t noticed until I looked for pictures for this article. It comes as no surprise that I never got past her huge fake balloons and her male-devouring look.
Still, many Bimbos do get Tattoos so let’s move on.
Being a bimbo is a statement about femininity. It’s mainly about looks and attitude. Anyone who claims otherwise is pushing some irrelevant tiny agenda. The fact remains, that the main asset of any Bimbo is her body and her looks (to me, attitude comes second). No Bimbo should take any modification of her looks lightly (and most don’t). Why should tattoos be treated differently?
Like I said before, a Bimbo IS a work of art on herself. They are built to attract your stare to their round tits, pumped lips, overworked makeup and hard toned abs. Any tattoo conceived as an independent work of art, when on a Bimbo, will act as an attention leech. Does she like puppies? Fine, she can walk with one. But why ruin her wonderful shoulder with a puppy picture?
IMO, Tattoos with lots of meaning, backstories, faces, and such are detrimental to the essence of a Bimbo. Of course she is allowed to have opinions, favorite singers, or a loved one, but a responsible Bimbo takes her role as an aesthetic icon very seriously and knows when to keep those things OUT of her smooth curvy skin. (haters come at me)
And yet… very aesthetic tattoos (with or without meaning) can look good on a Bimbo. As long as they are not poorly placed. And here we go: Bimboficationbooks’s guide to
Bimbo tattoo placement
Red is un-negotiable. When my kids try to draw the dining room wall, I go bananas. I don’t care if he was making a wonderful tow truck, the thing does not belong there, period. Likewise, ink does not belong in your tits, ass or face. Ironically, the close areas to those can be very hot. Why? becase good bimbo tattoos are FRAMES that display the true painting, and not painting on themselves. A small underboob tattoo can be very hot, and a phrase over the butt cheeks too. My general take on tattoo placement is this: Good Bimbo tattoos are for the significant other or teasing material. She should be able to wear a dress and still look classy, displaying some, concealing others. That’s why I prefer chest and front shoulders clean. That part of her is right on your face and bare when she is wearing any decent low cut dress. She should leave the option open to display a necklace without having a big tiger head sitting next to it.
So, light, well placed tattoos can add up to a Bimbo’s score. Let’s see.
The sweet Danielle… look at that phrase peeking out of her panties. On point! Not a fan of her hand tattoo but what the heck. She still nailed it. Then there is Caroline. The fact she is mostly clean, makes that one big tattoo on her side all the much better. It follows the curve of her body, it looks girly, stylish. Blends in perfectly.
Now let’s take it to the next level:
These absolute beauties know what parts of their bodies NOT to mess with. Kudos to them. I don’t love the designs (I’ll cover that in the next section) but the placements are fine.
But some take it further…
These two Bimbofication queens don’t give a fuck about what we have to say about their tattoos. That’s fine! Power to them for all I care. Keeping their faces and tits clean makes them both stand out like mad, that’s for certain. But I start getting this “messy” feeling when there is too much going on, image wise. Go back to the first tattoo-free Bimbos, and tell me. How would any of these two (gorgeous as they are) compare to the first ones on a night dress?
Placement covered, let’s close it up with:
Bimbo tattoo design
I hold onto the original concept: Bimbo tattoos should not be attention leeches or individual work of arts. If you can take a Bimbo’s tattoo, crop it, paste it on another random woman and it remains just as good, then it was a BAD Bimbo tattoo in the first place.
A good Bimbo Tattoo is either a frame to display parts of her body, a provocation trigger or a decoration of some sort. I’ll push this even further. Bimbo Tattoos should be perfectly symmetrical.
Why? because beauty is undeniably linked to symmetry. The more symmetrical your face is, the more beautiful it will appear to others. Why would you add tension to your perfect symmetrical bimbo body by throwing random designs all over the place?
THESE are the ideal type of Tattoos for any conscious Bimbo. They respect her symmetry, they look good, they don’t act as attention leeches and what’s more important, they are ONE with the Body. They merge with it.
Let’s sum it up with this comparison:
These two women have roughly the same amount of ink in their bodies. Both too much for my personal taste. However, the girl on the right does not strike me as “dirty” or “messy” like the one on the left. Again, the symmetrical, abstract design changes her body, it re-defines it as a whole. She could be a dark elf of sorts, or a sexy creature from another world. One of them is a woman with lots of paintings on her (good or not, doesn’t matter), the other is a single work of art. I wouldn’t mind to see a Flawless, pumped up Bimbo going that tattoo heavy, if she went for an abstract-symmetrical design. Floral, goth, techno. Anything would work just as fine.
CONCLUSION
Tattoos permanent nature, make them very committal for a highly aesthetic creature such as a Bimbo. Staying away from them is a valid choice. At the end of the day, Bimbos have countless resources to boost their looks, and flexible resources at that. Garments, jewelry, makeup and shoes she can get bored of and change whenever she feels like it.
So if you are a Bimbo (or a Daddy pimping one up) think of Tattoos like the frame of a painting. YOU are the work of art, Tattoos that don’t highlight your shape, do not belong on a bimbo. For displaying random pretty pictures, you’d better pick a wall.
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