So THIS is what’s been going on…
2021/02/09- Snow-White and the Patriarchal Dwarfs
Hell, yes! the first draft is done and I’m already editing. I will wait a bit before sharing the description / teaser on my social media, but here is a sneak peak for you:
Tired of political correctness? Take a break.
This dirty, irreverent satire tells the story of an indoctrinated Snow-White, who sees in the seven dwarfs a patriarchy rotten by racism and inequality. The miners accept her upgrades with one condition: Every time Snow-White messes up, she will have to repay the damage with sexual favors.
Will socialism finally prove its worth?
This book is not suitable for children under the age of 18 nor overly sensitive adults. It features bimbofication, breast expansion, sex, and a dangerous cocktail of ironical common sense.
Pick up this corruption of a classic before it gets canceled by the thought police!
2021/29/06- Playing with fire
My next book was going to be a women-oriented story; An inspirational bimbo novella. However, I found myself unable to focus on the theme and constantly dragged out by the scaling nonsense of my countries political situation. It has come to the point that I am just too sick of being silent and scared of giving a simple opinion. That´s why I picked that draft and stored it away for the time being. It´s time to hit political correctness in the head with that which will hurt them the most: Humour.
My next book will be a very well-known kid´s tale, twisted by the dark powers of free speech and taken to the dangerous, stormy waters of the politically IN-correct. You can bet there will be boob-swelling action and dirty sex, but only as seasoning. The main course will revolve around satire. I expect to give you free-thinkers a good smile and a refreshing vacation from the thought-police that is taking over the media (and the world).
I know this might earn me a few enemies but hey… if you cannot take a satire for what it is, then good luck in life. For the rest of you, see you on the fun side soon!
2021/18/05- Just so you know!
I just found a few format issues in The Bimbo Guesthouse. (mostly italics usage in some parts) Unfortunately, the current version is locked to preorders and I cannot fix it until after thursday. I don’t think these will hinder the reading experience all that much but I’ll make sure to upload the polished version ASAP. I imagine V.02 will be checked by Amazon and published by monday 24th. If you want to make sure it’s the final version before buying, check the book description in amazon and wait for the “V.02”
2021/13/05- New dawg in the house
As you might have read in the main page, the Bimbo Guesthouse will be published in a week. I hope you guys and girls enjoy it. I know I did! feel free to click on the image and pre-purchase or just wait till the dead line so you can peek at the preview.
I have also submitted a new version of my first book The Test, because it had a few mistakes (like exchanged character names and a missing chapter in the table of contents). I apologize to those of you who had already bought this book. I´m asking Amazon to replace my readers flawed versions but I´m not sure if they can or will.
2021/24/04- New book soon to come!
This last two months have been a hype. Not only is the Broken Seraph trilogy getting more attention, but I even got heart-warming reader feedback. I must say I didn’t expect females to find it particularly exciting but it’s happening. Let’s raise a cup to that!
On another note, I stormed through my current project and finished the first draft surprisingly fast. The Book’s title is “The Bimbo Guesthouse” and while you’ll still find the classic female bimbofication, it is also my first book to feature feminization, Trans-gender and sissy themes. There’s a fair share of humillation and cuckold too!
I originally conceived it as a treat for my many TG and sissy followers on instagram, but I have to admit that, as a straight guy, I got pretty heated up writing it. Trust me when I say anyone can enjoy it.
Now it’s edition time (And cover design… and art promotion, and a lot more.)
2021/21/02- Turning the page.
Finally! the Broken Seraph series is finished and I must say I’m very satisfied with the results. I went through an ordeal to design and draw proper covers by myself, but the effort was worth it. Not only do they look great, but I’ve learned how to make realistic shading in Corel Draw. I never thought too highly of my graphic art, but a new world of possibilities has emerged.
I don’t plan to add another book to this series any time soon (maybe a spin-off sometime in the future?) but I will certainly update the comic every now and then. I haven’t had any requests by readers, but you CAN ask for a comic page or even GIF from a particular scene you enjoyed in the books.
Now let’s wait and hope for some reader love. I told myself I’d take a break from writing but my Bimbo-crazed head just won’t stop. I’m swarming with ideas for the next book. All I can hint about it is… it may be my first book with TG content.
See you around!
2020/27/11- It´s decided…
During the last months, and despite my promotion efforts, the Broken Seraph books haven’t sold half as well as my first book “The Test.” I guess Bimbofication readers prefer more down-to-earth stories they can relate to. I have nothing against The Test. I love that devious little book, but I expected at least similar success from the other ones, and it threw me off a bit. I was about to embark on something different and take a break from Broken Seraph, but after a lot of comings and goings, I´ve decided to finish the trilogy.
Why not? I´ve enjoyed this series an awful lot, so it disserves a proper ending, whether it sells or not. As long as it reaches a handful of readers who like it, I´ll consider myself a happy guy. There will be time for additional cookie-cutter stories. Those are easy to come up with! So there it is… Time to shake the dust off and rearrange all the mischievous plots that shall bring you Broken Seraph Book 3 – Ada (The Fall of a Goddess)
Broken Seraph Book II is up! I’ll take a break before I dive into my next project (I have one particular in mind). I’ll use this pause to promote my current books and see where that takes me. Stick around; there will be significant art updates regarding Broken Seraph.
2020/ 07 – Fallen Angels?
I have finally finished the first draft for book 2 of the trilogy. (YAY!) Before I get into details about it, I’d like to tell you that I’m considering a few radical changes to the whole series. Starting with the title itself. Fallen Angels is a nice-sounding title, but it’s vastly overused. If you google it in amazon, you’ll get a zillion books with the exact same name. I believe a slightly more original approach would be Broken Seraph. It’s just as strong and makes sense, since the main characters are Seraphs. I have to decide between using the word Seraph or Seraphs (plural).
Then there is a funny issue with one of the characters. I named her Micah, without too much inquiry because it sounded good in my ear as a female name. In my country, it’s a widespread short for Micaela. However, adding that “angelic” h at the end makes it a variation of Michael and an absolute MALE name. So yes, I screwed up. I have to find a replacement and change it in the already published book 1 since she is one of the main characters in book 2.
I’m redesigning the cover for a less childish look, with better wings and cleaner text.
So about book II: I must admit I got carried away. I had an avalanche of plot ideas that came crushing down the mountain of my bald head and couldn’t stop it on time. Now I have on the screen a 32.000-word book when the first was a little over 20.000.
I usually say bigger is better, but it only applies to boobies and account savings. An extremely long book can suffer from wordy sentences, and those must be avoided like the plague.
The good news is that it’s always easier to trim an overgrown bush than growing the missing parts.
Last but not least: Adverbs. Those sneaky fuckers have the nasty habit of ruining the best sentences. If only I could search every word ending with “-ly” and erase it… but alas. Hard work of sorting the good from the ugly awaits me. And even when you get the smelly ones quarantined, you have to search for proper idiomatic replacements.
Boromir says it best:
When I publish, I’ll update the covers on my main page. Don’t forget to check on a regular basis (I was gonna say regularly, but Boromir is staring at me). I’m preparing something special to celebrate Book 2 as soon as it’s up.