Pablo Müller

Men want sluts.

If you are a woman in a serious relationship, or who wishes to be in one, you should read this. It might save your marriage. First let us settle what I mean by sluts. Not the horrible-person kind of slut; the back-stabbing witch with no empathy. Nobody likes those. I mean the sexy, light-pantied hyper-feminine princess. AContinue reading “Men want sluts.”

Bimbo Tattoos

People get tattoos either searching for aesthetics or meaning. With some luck, they will get both. We cannot judge meaning, since having a symbol, face, name, phrase or cake recipe permanently engraved into your skin, is as personal as it gets. If the one getting it likes it, there is nothing else to be said.Continue reading “Bimbo Tattoos”

Off-topic #1- Life & Chess

Yesterday I was running for dear life to get to the bathroom on time. Poetic, I know. As I worked on the belt, I was horrified to discover there was nothing to read. You know how crucial that is, so don’t play the fool and bear with me. I did have the deodorant and shampooContinue reading “Off-topic #1- Life & Chess”

Boob Jobs: Reasons to get one, and reasons to absolutely get one.

I’ll get serious now, because once I dive into plastic-lust mode, it’s over. Boob jobs are NOT for everyone. There, I said it. There are a few rare, unlikely reasons why someone would chose not to undergo a breast augmentation surgery and even be right about it. Crazy, I know… Let’s check them out: ReasonContinue reading “Boob Jobs: Reasons to get one, and reasons to absolutely get one.”

B( .)( .)BS

You read the word and clicked. Why? I’ll tell you why. Because you can’t help it. Just like when a walking lady bounces a giant pair of bazoongas in front of you. You are driven by an inexplicable magnetism, an unstoppable force of nature like a volcano. Or two. We love boobs. All of usContinue reading “B( .)( .)BS”

Speaking of Empowerment…

In a world where the third wave feminism is growing steadily, one has to wonder: Where does bimbofication stand? Is it a patriarchy flag destined to burn, or is it a whole different thing? Feminism used to be about equality of rights. Essential issues like women being able to vote. No decent person could disagreeContinue reading “Speaking of Empowerment…”

Dumb = hot ?

The word Bimbo derives from the Italian “Bambino” (Kid) and originated as a pejorative term toward adults with childish and stupid behavior. So there you have it: A bimbo’s main attribute seems to be her stupidity. For starters, I don’t believe children to be stupid. However, there are one or two things that Bimbos shareContinue reading “Dumb = hot ?”