If you are a woman in a serious relationship, or who wishes to be in one, you should read this. It might save your marriage.

First let us settle what I mean by sluts. Not the horrible-person kind of slut; the back-stabbing witch with no empathy. Nobody likes those. I mean the sexy, light-pantied hyper-feminine princess. 

A slut is a woman who enjoys using sex as a trading asset…. like for instance…. every woman. Yes, don’t look away! you open your legs a lot faster when your guy was kind to you, or when you want to soften him up to get something from him. There is no reason to be ashamed. Just like competition and aggression comes more naturally to men, so does seduction and manipulation to women. They will flame on me for this, but I couldn’t care less.

I always point out there are exceptions to all rules, and this is no different. Some guys make a living out of seducing and manipulating women. Some women are workaholic hurricanes, wrecking their male competition at the office. Not bad or good per se,  but always marginal cases.

What the average Jane wants, is a providing daddy that solves her problems.

What the average Joe wants, is a personalized slut.

Of course there are other characteristics you’d want in your significant other. Good conversation, intelligence, humor, shared values, free time affinities. You name it. The point is you can supply most of those from people outside your relationship with little to no conflict. But here’s the thing: The girl can’t get a providing daddy outside the relationship…aaaaaaand….. The guy can’t get a slut outside. Not without damaging or killing the relationship entirely.

If you are not providing for her, if you don’t give her security, make her feel taken care of, protected and valued. REST ASSURED, it’s a matter of time till she sells her assets to a new guy who does.

Likewise, if you are not his slut… some other girl will be.

Now to the point. Why a slut, and not a lover? why not a “soulmate”? Because a cock-eager slut is all of that and more. There is no bigger intimate connection for a man than the one he gets from a woman gladly acting like a selfless cum-craving pet. Especially if she is loyal to him. (Yes, you can be a perfect slut without being everybody’s, slut)

The sheer power of such a bond is indestructible and very sought for. Guys who own a loving slut, will give it all to keep her. It’s a no-brainer.

It should come to no surprise then, that millionaires and stars usually date younger, sexy slutty women. Like I said, you want the best intimacy. The other traits can be obtained elsewhere. Of course there are rare cases like, say: Messi. The man could literally point a finger at any woman and have her panting on her knees, but he knows only one love and has remained faithful to Antonella for decades. Fine… but I bet my a** she is his fiery, loving, loyal slut. There is no reason for Lionel to risk a change.

So, my dear female reader. If your relationship is stalling. If routine is drying you both, if your guy seems like his mind is wandering when he’s with you… what the heck are you waiting for? Be his slut. Start today. Give him what he wants. Gift him a wet blowjob for no reason when he’s taking a shower. Beg for anal and moan like you mean it. Do it over and over till you start enjoying it. You think it’s not worth it? Go ahead and try. He will become a new man for you. It’s in our male nature to repay, protect, keep, and fight for our girl prize. So be his prize!

Or don’t. Stay proud and stiff. Ask for everything in advance… gnaw at him for irrelevant stuff all the time. Make him feel flawed, insignificant and weak. Wear him out, and you can bet he’ll turn his back on you, and find himself a proper slut. 

If you are still not convinced, think about this: Why are married men the most frequent whore customers? Why on earth would a married man pay large amounts of money, risk his health, his family, marriage and property? He may even have decent sex at home and a loving wife!

Fine. But does he have a slut? 

Does he?

People get tattoos either searching for aesthetics or meaning. With some luck, they will get both. We cannot judge meaning, since having a symbol, face, name, phrase or cake recipe permanently engraved into your skin, is as personal as it gets. If the one getting it likes it, there is nothing else to be said. Aesthetics, on the other hand, are highly debatable and of crucial importance to a Bimbo.

Let’s settle something first: The traits that define a Bimbo as such are many, but getting tattoos is not one of them. Bimbos can be bimbos without a single tattoo.

Look at these Iconic top tier Bimbos. Would you stain Ashten’s perfect globular butt with a dumb phrase or a butterfly? Does Jenna NEED to get a permanent- ink choker around her neck? NO. Of course not. These women understand that they are the work of art. They have invested far too much time in the gym, and money on the surgeon to turn their bodies into living works of art. No one would ever argue that Maddison is not a bimbo for having no tattoos… hell, even I hadn’t noticed until I looked for pictures for this article. It comes as no surprise that I never got past her huge fake balloons and her male-devouring look.

Still, many Bimbos do get Tattoos so let’s move on.

Being a bimbo is a statement about femininity. It’s mainly about looks and attitude. Anyone who claims otherwise is pushing some irrelevant tiny agenda. The fact remains, that the main asset of any Bimbo is her body and her looks (to me, attitude comes second). No Bimbo should take any modification of her looks lightly (and most don’t). Why should tattoos be treated differently?

Like I said before, a Bimbo IS a work of art on herself. They are built to attract your stare to their round tits, pumped lips, overworked makeup and hard toned abs. Any tattoo conceived as an independent work of art, when on a Bimbo, will act as an attention leech. Does she like puppies? Fine, she can walk with one. But why ruin her wonderful shoulder with a puppy picture?

IMO, Tattoos with lots of meaning, backstories, faces, and such are detrimental to the essence of a Bimbo. Of course she is allowed to have opinions, favorite singers, or a loved one, but a responsible Bimbo takes her role as an aesthetic icon very seriously and knows when to keep those things OUT of her smooth curvy skin. (haters come at me)

And yet… very aesthetic tattoos (with or without meaning) can look good on a Bimbo. As long as they are not poorly placed. And here we go: Bimboficationbooks’s guide to

Bimbo tattoo placement

Red is un-negotiable. When my kids try to draw the dining room wall, I go bananas. I don’t care if he was making a wonderful tow truck, the thing does not belong there, period. Likewise, ink does not belong in your tits, ass or face. Ironically, the close areas to those can be very hot. Why? becase good bimbo tattoos are FRAMES that display the true painting, and not painting on themselves. A small underboob tattoo can be very hot, and a phrase over the butt cheeks too. My general take on tattoo placement is this: Good Bimbo tattoos are for the significant other or teasing material. She should be able to wear a dress and still look classy, displaying some, concealing others. That’s why I prefer chest and front shoulders clean. That part of her is right on your face and bare when she is wearing any decent low cut dress. She should leave the option open to display a necklace without having a big tiger head sitting next to it.

So, light, well placed tattoos can add up to a Bimbo’s score. Let’s see.

The sweet Danielle… look at that phrase peeking out of her panties. On point! Not a fan of her hand tattoo but what the heck. She still nailed it. Then there is Caroline. The fact she is mostly clean, makes that one big tattoo on her side all the much better. It follows the curve of her body, it looks girly, stylish. Blends in perfectly.

Now let’s take it to the next level:

These absolute beauties know what parts of their bodies NOT to mess with. Kudos to them. I don’t love the designs (I’ll cover that in the next section) but the placements are fine.

But some take it further…

These two Bimbofication queens don’t give a fuck about what we have to say about their tattoos. That’s fine! Power to them for all I care. Keeping their faces and tits clean makes them both stand out like mad, that’s for certain. But I start getting this “messy” feeling when there is too much going on, image wise. Go back to the first tattoo-free Bimbos, and tell me. How would any of these two (gorgeous as they are) compare to the first ones on a night dress?

Placement covered, let’s close it up with:

Bimbo tattoo design

I hold onto the original concept: Bimbo tattoos should not be attention leeches or individual work of arts. If you can take a Bimbo’s tattoo, crop it, paste it on another random woman and it remains just as good, then it was a BAD Bimbo tattoo in the first place.

A good Bimbo Tattoo is either a frame to display parts of her body, a provocation trigger or a decoration of some sort. I’ll push this even further. Bimbo Tattoos should be perfectly symmetrical.

Why? because beauty is undeniably linked to symmetry. The more symmetrical your face is, the more beautiful it will appear to others. Why would you add tension to your perfect symmetrical bimbo body by throwing random designs all over the place?

THESE are the ideal type of Tattoos for any conscious Bimbo. They respect her symmetry, they look good, they don’t act as attention leeches and what’s more important, they are ONE with the Body. They merge with it.

Let’s sum it up with this comparison:

These two women have roughly the same amount of ink in their bodies. Both too much for my personal taste. However, the girl on the right does not strike me as “dirty” or “messy” like the one on the left. Again, the symmetrical, abstract design changes her body, it re-defines it as a whole. She could be a dark elf of sorts, or a sexy creature from another world. One of them is a woman with lots of paintings on her (good or not, doesn’t matter), the other is a single work of art. I wouldn’t mind to see a Flawless, pumped up Bimbo going that tattoo heavy, if she went for an abstract-symmetrical design. Floral, goth, techno. Anything would work just as fine.

CONCLUSION

Tattoos permanent nature, make them very committal for a highly aesthetic creature such as a Bimbo. Staying away from them is a valid choice. At the end of the day, Bimbos have countless resources to boost their looks, and flexible resources at that. Garments, jewelry, makeup and shoes she can get bored of and change whenever she feels like it.

So if you are a Bimbo (or a Daddy pimping one up) think of Tattoos like the frame of a painting. YOU are the work of art, Tattoos that don’t highlight your shape, do not belong on a bimbo. For displaying random pretty pictures, you’d better pick a wall.

Yesterday I was running for dear life to get to the bathroom on time. Poetic, I know. As I worked on the belt, I was horrified to discover there was nothing to read. You know how crucial that is, so don’t play the fool and bear with me. I did have the deodorant and shampoo labels, but I know the components by heart: Glycol distearate, Sodium Laureth sulfate, Coco betain , and so forth…

I ran back out and picked a random book from the shelf and this one showed up. Kasparov made clear his book was not meant for chess players alone. You didn’t even need to know the rules to make the best out of it. Anyone should be able to read it and gasp at the amazing coincidences of this puzzling game and our everyday life. Did i happen to me? No. I enjoyed the book, but it appeared to me the proper title should have been: How Kasparov’s life imitates Kasparov’s chess. Hard to relate to.

I do like Chess. I love it. I’ve played it for years and, while I can’t compare to Garry on the board, I will try to make a better job at listing some of the endless points where life and Chess touch. It should look like this:

Ok, that didn’t work out too well. Let’s break it down into themes and put it in down-to-earth words:

Decisions

• If you constantly act without thinking, you are screwed. Think before you move! You know you have this issue when you often tell yourself “I shouldn’t have said that.”
• If you get the habit of waiting for perfect information before moving, you are also screwed. Don’t overthink! You know you have this issue when you often tell yourself “Why the hell didn’t I tell her/him that?”
• If you’ve struggled a lot to make a choice, stick with it. If you were wrong, you will learn from it and get stronger. Changing your mind all the time will get you nowhere and teach you nothing.
• Outsiders always seem to know better. They smirk and chuckle whenever you make a choice that is not what they would do in your position. Only they are not you, and more importantly, they are not playing the same game. Keep that in mind when taking and giving advice.
• Sometimes you are presented with a chance that should be bad but feels right. Your brain tells you “don’t“, and your heart screams “Do it! ” Trust your guts! Better to be wrong than sorry.

Ego management

• Until practice proves otherwise, to others you will be exactly as strong and powerful as you believe to be. If you can’t convince yourself you are worthy, forget about convincing others.
• Idiots blame their mistakes on others, smart people learn from their own mistakes, and extraordinary people learn from other people’s mistakes. At least go over your failures. This way you will prevent smashing your head against the same wall over and over.. .like most people do.
• Mediocre people like to keep their ego shiny by seeking company of those they deem weaker, uglier, or less talented. This way they look stronger, hotter and smarter when, in truth, they are just insecure, sorry-ass losers. Be better than that. If you want the ideal ego/growth ratio, keep company with those who are slightly better than you in the aspect you want to improve. Wanna be a badass? test yourself with those above you and earn your reputation.

Luck VS Hardwork

• More often than not, luck doesn’t exist or is overrated. Don’t make a habit of blaming “bad luck” for your absolute 100% personal fuck-ups. Just as you shouldn’t asume every other person doing well is just “lucky.”
• Luck can give you empty wins, but will never win you a tournament.
• Successful people seem to be “lucky” all the time, when, in truth, they worked hard to develop the awareness to spot good chances on the fly and the nerve to act accordingly.

Tactics and Strategy

• Keep an eye on tomorrow (strategy) and your hands on today (Tactics) and you’ll get somewhere. Do it the other way around, and you won’t.
• Don’t give up on your strategy too soon. Many times, keeping it steady and getting your tactics right, is the way to go.
• Balance yourself. Having no strategy will make you a puppet in other people’s play. However, having no tactics will make you a string less puppeteer, trapped in your imagination with nothing to show for.

Miscellaneous

I got way to serious. Let’s give solemnity a good kick between the legs. Other similarities in life and chess:

• The King cannot mate alone, but he can with a Queen.
• No matter how much pawns get pummeled by those ranked above them, the moment they taste power, they will turn against other pawns.
• White has the advantage. Deal with it. (just to trigger ppl)
• If someone takes your Queen, you lose A LOT of material.
• If you see it in an action movie… there is a high chance it has nothing to do with the real thing.
• When you have everything in your favor, to a point a two year old would solve it, that’s the perfect time to show the world you can still screw up big time.

I’ll get serious now, because once I dive into plastic-lust mode, it’s over. Boob jobs are NOT for everyone. There, I said it. There are a few rare, unlikely reasons why someone would chose not to undergo a breast augmentation surgery and even be right about it. Crazy, I know… Let’s check them out:

Reason 1- Health issues.

Reason 2- Money issues.

Reason 3- There is no valid reason against it beyond 1 and 2…

Now that we got the negative stuff out of the way, let’s get into some common sense facts. Everyone loves boobs. I’ve stated the reasons for it in my dedicated article, so if you don’t agree, go and read it. I may change your mind.

If you were to break down what men and women want in their couples, taking out all the politically correct garbage, It would look something like this:

WOMEN WANT: 1-Economic Solvency equal or above hers (or the potential to get it) 2-Power/fame/influence (because it gets number 1) 3- a guy that makes her feel unique 4-Good looks and sex (because it adds up to number 3) 5- The validation of other women (Getting an Alpha male ALSO ads to 3)

MEN WANT: 1-Good looks and sex 2- A woman who makes him feel important 3- Food (because it gets number 2)

Clearly, people are a lot more complex than that, and you may be tempted to shout in my face things like “Hey! I want him to be funny more than power or fame” or “Bullshit! I can cook myself, but she needs to be sincere above anything else.” So be it, the fact remains true that MOST women will melt over famous, rich guys who are charismatic and happen to be surrounded by other women. (notice I didn’t say anything about their looks) and MOST men will gasp and drool over women who are extraordinarily hot. Period.

If you are a man, I’ll ask a ridiculous outlandish question: WHAT IF… you could get a simple chest surgery that would turn you into an object of desire for 90% of women? Let’s say they put a device in there that gives you the charisma of a dandy and the confidence of a stallion. It would cost several thousand dollars, but you would go from average Joe to Irresistible stud in a few hours.

Would you do it? YES

Even if you had to save for a long time? YES

Even if you already have a significant other? PROBABLY YES

Even if there was a slight risk of the surgery going wrong? HELL YES

But as it turns out, there is no such surgery… for men. But women have boob jobs. That is precisely what a boob job does: It turns you from average Jane, to irresistible hottie in a few hours. Men are simple creatures. So simple, that you can boost your sex appeal a zillion points just by stuffing plastic bags in your chest. Idiotic, yes, but true.

Men who say they don’t like fake looks most likely lie. You will catch them ogling at plasticized bosoms like the rest of us any day.

“I don’t need weirdos fawning over me all day, thank you.” Oh… right. You are a respectable, mature, and confident woman. That’s fine. The funny part is, the power of a boob job always adds up. You can be a respectable, mature, confident SCORCHING HOT woman too. How is that a bad thing?

If I was a woman, knowing how the wheel rolls, I would definitely get a boob job. You girls don’t even realize the staggering power that a pair of silicone bags can provide. I have yet to meet a woman who went for it and regretted it. I do know a bunch who got them: Very different in ages, occupation, lifestyles and whatnot. But they have 1 or 2 things in common:

Plastic stuffed boobs and a big smile on their faces.